And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
dude i'm inner monologue high
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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