he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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