Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
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