Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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