Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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