what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I looked at my own cervix.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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