HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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