just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
