if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
Randomize