sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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