I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
My feet surprised me
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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