3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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