just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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