I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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