rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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