he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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