Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
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