Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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