12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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