That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Randomize
