I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
i wish my penis had a tongue
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
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