I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
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