theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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