Pappa wants mamma naked
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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