we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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