p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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