If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
