"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
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