so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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