And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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