We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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