just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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