he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Randomize
