ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
they're like a gay fantastic four
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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