Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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