This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Randomize
