I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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