I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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