you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
