Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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