I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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