would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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