Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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