So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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