Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
How's work?
Spinning.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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