puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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