we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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