is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
