ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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