a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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