if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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