Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
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